Anyone out there?Hey guys! How's it going? Not been on for AGES but small Scream just takes up all my time so I basically do NOTHING.How are you all?I am okay apart from having no time to do anything! I miss you guys. ;_;But I have this gorgeous man -- so its not all bad!
My baby seems to have gone viral.Some of you may have seen that I used a MAKE UP APPLICATION not real make up NOT. REAL. MAKE. UP. on photos of Gabriel.They seems to have gone all around the world. From Australian television to abc7news. Mental.Mental.Here's one photo -Now you tell me that looks real?!?!Many people thought I was the Dad. :')Here's the gallery with the others - imgur album That has been viewed 1,203,982 times now. :')So amused. Seriously. Google "make up app seven week old" it is EVERYWHERE.I think the first was this Buzzfeed article, some people don't read and think its real make up despite it saying it isn't. It is annoying. People have said it is child abuse and I have been compared to Hitler. :')This is one of my favourite articles -
I HAVE BIRTHED.Warbringer has arrived! What day did he arrive?23rd December about three weeks early! I was so unprepared. SO UNPREPARED. I think PirateLotus-Stock was the closest in guessing as she guessed the 24th so she wins the baby! I will post him out next week.So the exciting details -Gabriel John Procter, born at 2pm on December the 23rd 2014 weighing 6lb 3oz.Some hilarious moments from my birthing -The first lady examined said that I was 3cm dilated and she could feel the head - and this is where my lack of self control sets in - I whispered "push it back in" to her. :') I had already told her I was dying about twice.Best conversation EVER -Midwife- "We need you to roll onto your back."Me - "I will after I use the toilet."Midwife - "No, there's not time, lets roll you over."Me - "I really need the toilet."Midwife - "Lets roll you over."Me - "...let me just go to the toilet."Midwife - "Husband help roll her." "Noooo." Seriously high pitched and pathetic,
Shall we guess when I will birth? :DSo I birth soon. Shall we guess when? Here is a list of dates from Monday when I will be 37 weeks. Everything is going well, he's not going to be a tiny tiny baby so if you want to guess weight, date, length, number of legs or anything else feel free.The winner will get the child. I will post him out to you in a cardboard box.I am going to have a pizza now as I deserve it. 22nd December -23rd December -24th December -25th December -26th December -27th December -28th December -29th December -30th December -31st December -1st January -2nd January -3rd January -4th January -5th January -6th January -7th January -8th January -9th January10th January -11th January -Due Date: 12th January -13th January -14th January -15th January -16th January -17th January -18th January -19th January -I am hoping he will be out by then. D: I don't know about these things. D: Oh the terror.Hope you are all well. <3
Soo new logo eh? | Harass my Mother | Still fetusyWell look at that. A fancypants new logo!Do we like it?I don't. *Lies on the floor of the journal*I don't hate it, it's just... a bit... ugly? I don't know. It reminds me of a tube station map or something in the medical profession. Or that cactus cartoon thing that is always running.And it is too green. Maybe I am getting old. I am sure I'll get used to it, there was something satisfying about the old one though. Oh well. Times must change. ----Some of you may know that I have a Facebook page dedicated to harassing my Mother. I photoshop her head on things, I tell amusing stories of her weirdness and I detail the awful things I do to her, like sewing her jumper to the sofa or making her fit as many marshmallows into her mouth as possible.Here is one example, I am doing an Advent Calendar for her, this is my favourite so far.Such. Fun.She hasn't got a Facebook account or really acces
Done with this pregnancy stuff.So. Over 32 weeks now and I can happily say I WANT IT OUT RIGHT NOW.Why on Earth would someone do this to themselves?! It is torture. The sickness, the hormones, the endless wailing, the endless weeing, the kicking and the unholy moving from inside yourself?! WHY?!WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?And I still have to birth the little sod yet! D: He has been inside longer than I was! I was out by now! Ugh. Sob.We got some scans done - He has a face! Quite happy about that.On shitty news both my cats have now gone missing. :/ No more cats for me, it is far to heartbreaking.How are you lovely lot doing? Preparing for Christmas/<unoffensive option here>? I have been a wrapping demon and got a load done! Hurrah! I do visit dA most days but I am just lazy. I will be back to full awesome force one day but things are going on right now. Damn them. DAMN THEM ALL.
Catch a million pageviews! Awesome fursona!I found this rather awesome fursona generator online th eother day. It made me giggle quite a bit.What did you get?A few favourites of mine -"melanistic ferret. it does not have organs- instead it is full of flowers. it is a viking.""silver reindeer. it has ram horns. it dresses like a grandpa."There is also a Haiku Generator which has some deep meanings.underwear for hopetiny fractures when i diedleaving home thoughtlessmenacing for hopepails of tears spill salted porkstained table cloths your lipsOh I do have fun. :')And yes! My million pageviews is creeping up on me! Yeah yeah they mean nothing but DAMN that is a number I never thought I would see. So if you catch it, note me for great prizes that include... *looks around* 335 points, a poem, a brilliant personalized drawing, my firstborn and if you give
Baby gender revealed!We went to the hospital as you do and had the 20 week scan. Baby was there, wriggling about and being all alien like and scary. Every now and then a hand appeared and then you could see a spine. Freaky. Seriously I was creeped out.Then the scanner woman pointed out the placenta and I felt the need to vomit into my mouth. Yeah, I'm not good with these things. Christ knows what'll happen at the birth! It will be HILARIOUS.So yes, baby is there wiggling about, avoiding the scan thing. When the lady first looked it was upside down! She asked if we'd like to know the gender if she could tell. We said yeah it was okay. So she had a little look at their bits and pieces and the baby splayed their legs and we got an eyeful of fetusy boy bits! So its a boy AND WHAT A BOY. I laughed as the bits and pieces flapped about. I was a little sad as girl clothes are so much prettier and fancier but as long as he is healthy I am thrilled, some people can't have kids so I'm certai
Sex tomorrow and depression.Hello Deviants.How are you doing? I hope you are all doing well.Tomorrow I go to the hospital to see what the baby is doing and hopefully find out if it has a peen or a vagoo. I am not really bothered what gender it is, as long as it is healthy and has a face then I will be happy.I haven't really been feeling all that happy lately. I blame all the hormones. Just wanting to sit in my house and be sad! I haven't even managed to go visit the BFF's which is upsetting. I hope that it will remedy itself soon.I am also in the "oh god I'm having a baby. Do. Not. Want." stage yet again. Joy. I am sure when it bursts forth it will all be okay. D: It will wont it? If not I will sell it and use the money to buy kittens. Many kittens.The dog will not leave me alone at the moment. She's never been overly affectionate but she is so needy and odd at the moment. Damn hormones. It'd be okay but she is HUGE and wants to lie on me.I have sat down to write this journal so many times but haven't had t
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Today's Headlines From The News Desk 7-22-15ArchiveToday’s Headlines From The News DeskJuly 22, 2015:iconmoonbeam13: Moonbeam13:icondamphyr: damphyrTwitterFacebookGoogle+Today's InspirationOptimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.— Helen KellerSpectre TrailerThe trailer for the newest installment of James Bond movies has arrived and it's everything you'd expect from 007 — car chases, explosions and not one but two Bond girls — played by Monica Bellucci and Lea Seydoux.Promote YourselfMrs-Durden is challenging you to
Today's Headlines From The News Desk 7-20-15ArchiveToday’s Headlines From The News DeskJuly 20, 2015:iconmoonbeam13: Moonbeam13:icondamphyr: damphyrTwitterFacebookGoogle+Today's Inspiration We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.― Luciano De Crescenzo Chuck Jones: Evolution of an ArtistArtists, no matter how skilled or successful, are always growing. This video does a masterful job of breaking down the evolution of renown Loony Tunes creator and artist Chuck Jones. Keep creating, keep growing!Twis
How to: ColorAs a follow up of my "How to: Anatomy" journal that was received so well by the community, I will continue this series with a how to on color.Color is considered to be one of the hardest subjects when it comes to art. Most beginners (and even some advanced artists) struggle to get the colors of their work right. I myself do as well. This journal is by no means a full coverage on how to color. It will however be a good list of resources to get you started on this hard subject.A few things to get startedThere are a few things to colorThere's hue and value. Hue determines what place in the color spectrum the color is in (red, green, blue.. etc). Value determines how dark or light a color is. In order to understand colors, you have to know how to influence and work with both of them.Your brain is deceiving you
CustomBox+Journal Tips n Tricks-Updated 25-Sep-14More updates comings soon!!You may put all your queries here in this blog comments.Tips & tricks1. How to align your elements in custombox or journal?Use the following code:Content hereYou can change the alignment to left, right, center & justify by simply replacing the words as shown belowContent here2. How do you change the font-size in a custombox?Use the following code:Your text hereYour text hereYour text hereYour text hereYour text hereYour text hereYour text hereThe result:Font size = 1Font size = 2Font size = 3Font size = 4Font size = 5Font size = 6Font size = 73. How to change your font in a Custombox/Journal?Use the following tag to change your font in your custombox.Your text hereExampleYour text hereResultYour text hereSafe fonts to useSerif FontsGeorgia ----- The quick brown fox
Anatomy Lessons: How to improve faster in 6 steps!'Life Drawing 5' by algaegoblinDo you know how to sketch human figures but do you want to refine your anatomy skills? Or do you not know anatomy at all and you are tired to trust your imagination? Did you notice you create disproportions in your drawings?If you are aspiring artists and you already have your own style, you might as well believe you have no need of a guide, but you are wrong. Before exaggerating human proportions and begin to have your own style, you first have to know the basics. This little guide is the result of an accurate research and 5 years of high school of art, and it's created for all those who want to learn something new or just make a useful review.For those who have already studied art, my suggestion is to go to step 6 or trying to repeat all steps in Digital format. STEP 1First of all, if you want to learn faster you should draw using traditi
My favorite tutorialsHere is a list of all the tutorials that i used to learn from. As many of you already know, i am a self taught artist. But the name "self-taught" is a little misleading, since i wasn't quite alone, i referenced and learned from many tutorials. So i am a tutorial-taught artist Though some are from other sources, most of them come from artists on deviantart. Some aren't even tutorials but images that by looking at them, i get a better understanding of something.They have shaped who i am as an artist. You can probably see their influence on my art to this day.So without further ado, here they are.One of the first tutorials on colors i looked at, and one of the best :iconaquasixio: has some very good tutorials on colors as well http://aquasixio.deviantart.com/gallery/8808807/Tutorialssome examples: This is not a tutorial but whenever i look at it i feel like i know how to draw cl
PE: Decorating Your ProfileCommunity WeekYour profile page is the first thing people will see when they click on your name, so it's very important to leave a good impression! This article will provide some useful tips and tricks for both premium and non-premium members who want to convert their profile into their own, unique page. First off, some Do's and Don'ts of profile decoration:Do:Use dA's profile widgets-- there are lots of great options to chose fromShow off some art (that's what people are here for!)Express your personality through colors, stamps, gifs, etc.Don't:Add so many images that your profile takes forever to loadUse garish or headache-inducing colorsMake text difficult to read with dark backgroundsNon-Premium WidgetsWhile many widgets are restricted or locked for non-premium members, there are still a variety of great widgets that you can add to your profile, even without a membership.
So you want to do commissions?A basic guide to setting up commissionsWhen it comes to commissioning, there is so much that needs to be decided, arranged and thought of that it can all appear a bit daunting at first.However: when following a couple of basic guidelines, setting up commissions really is not as hard as you think!If you find the article informative, please it.----------------------------------------First things firstSo you have decided you want to start doing commissions. That's great!The first thing to do is to determine what you want to offer.Do you want to offer drawings, or designs?Will you be coding journal-skins for people, or will you be pixeling?Take a look through your gallery and try to determine what you do best and what you like to do the most.Because that will most likely be what you'll be offering.TIP:Stick to what you're good at.Don't promise what you can't deliver when someone is paying you for it.Now that you've mo
Stock to SurrealA selection of stock images that have been use in digital art -> photomanipulation -> surreal artwork. All pretty amazing.Face the ending 1 by Ahrum-StockEye Stock 01 by Sugargrl14Godly intervention by PhilipHolmSightless duckmitre by pedroluispalencia:thumb129868954::thumb125281389:Be sure to check out the stock and surreal art galleries for more inspiration!