Anyone out there?Hey guys! How's it going? Not been on for AGES but small Scream just takes up all my time so I basically do NOTHING.How are you all?I am okay apart from having no time to do anything! I miss you guys. ;_;But I have this gorgeous man -- so its not all bad!
My baby seems to have gone viral.Some of you may have seen that I used a MAKE UP APPLICATION not real make up NOT. REAL. MAKE. UP. on photos of Gabriel.They seems to have gone all around the world. From Australian television to abc7news. Mental.Mental.Here's one photo -Now you tell me that looks real?!?!Many people thought I was the Dad. :')Here's the gallery with the others - imgur album That has been viewed 1,203,982 times now. :')So amused. Seriously. Google "make up app seven week old" it is EVERYWHERE.I think the first was this Buzzfeed article, some people don't read and think its real make up despite it saying it isn't. It is annoying. People have said it is child abuse and I have been compared to Hitler. :')This is one of my favourite articles -
I HAVE BIRTHED.Warbringer has arrived! What day did he arrive?23rd December about three weeks early! I was so unprepared. SO UNPREPARED. I think PirateLotus-Stock was the closest in guessing as she guessed the 24th so she wins the baby! I will post him out next week.So the exciting details -Gabriel John Procter, born at 2pm on December the 23rd 2014 weighing 6lb 3oz.Some hilarious moments from my birthing -The first lady examined said that I was 3cm dilated and she could feel the head - and this is where my lack of self control sets in - I whispered "push it back in" to her. :') I had already told her I was dying about twice.Best conversation EVER -Midwife- "We need you to roll onto your back."Me - "I will after I use the toilet."Midwife - "No, there's not time, lets roll you over."Me - "I really need the toilet."Midwife - "Lets roll you over."Me - "...let me just go to the toilet."Midwife - "Husband help roll her." "Noooo." Seriously high pitched and pathetic,
Shall we guess when I will birth? :DSo I birth soon. Shall we guess when? Here is a list of dates from Monday when I will be 37 weeks. Everything is going well, he's not going to be a tiny tiny baby so if you want to guess weight, date, length, number of legs or anything else feel free.The winner will get the child. I will post him out to you in a cardboard box.I am going to have a pizza now as I deserve it. 22nd December -23rd December -24th December -25th December -26th December -27th December -28th December -29th December -30th December -31st December -1st January -2nd January -3rd January -4th January -5th January -6th January -7th January -8th January -9th January10th January -11th January -Due Date: 12th January -13th January -14th January -15th January -16th January -17th January -18th January -19th January -I am hoping he will be out by then. D: I don't know about these things. D: Oh the terror.Hope you are all well. <3
Soo new logo eh? | Harass my Mother | Still fetusyWell look at that. A fancypants new logo!Do we like it?I don't. *Lies on the floor of the journal*I don't hate it, it's just... a bit... ugly? I don't know. It reminds me of a tube station map or something in the medical profession. Or that cactus cartoon thing that is always running.And it is too green. Maybe I am getting old. I am sure I'll get used to it, there was something satisfying about the old one though. Oh well. Times must change. ----Some of you may know that I have a Facebook page dedicated to harassing my Mother. I photoshop her head on things, I tell amusing stories of her weirdness and I detail the awful things I do to her, like sewing her jumper to the sofa or making her fit as many marshmallows into her mouth as possible.Here is one example, I am doing an Advent Calendar for her, this is my favourite so far.Such. Fun.She hasn't got a Facebook account or really acces
Done with this pregnancy stuff.So. Over 32 weeks now and I can happily say I WANT IT OUT RIGHT NOW.Why on Earth would someone do this to themselves?! It is torture. The sickness, the hormones, the endless wailing, the endless weeing, the kicking and the unholy moving from inside yourself?! WHY?!WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?And I still have to birth the little sod yet! D: He has been inside longer than I was! I was out by now! Ugh. Sob.We got some scans done - He has a face! Quite happy about that.On shitty news both my cats have now gone missing. :/ No more cats for me, it is far to heartbreaking.How are you lovely lot doing? Preparing for Christmas/<unoffensive option here>? I have been a wrapping demon and got a load done! Hurrah! I do visit dA most days but I am just lazy. I will be back to full awesome force one day but things are going on right now. Damn them. DAMN THEM ALL.
Catch a million pageviews! Awesome fursona!I found this rather awesome fursona generator online th eother day. It made me giggle quite a bit.What did you get?A few favourites of mine -"melanistic ferret. it does not have organs- instead it is full of flowers. it is a viking.""silver reindeer. it has ram horns. it dresses like a grandpa."There is also a Haiku Generator which has some deep meanings.underwear for hopetiny fractures when i diedleaving home thoughtlessmenacing for hopepails of tears spill salted porkstained table cloths your lipsOh I do have fun. :')And yes! My million pageviews is creeping up on me! Yeah yeah they mean nothing but DAMN that is a number I never thought I would see. So if you catch it, note me for great prizes that include... *looks around* 335 points, a poem, a brilliant personalized drawing, my firstborn and if you give
Baby gender revealed!We went to the hospital as you do and had the 20 week scan. Baby was there, wriggling about and being all alien like and scary. Every now and then a hand appeared and then you could see a spine. Freaky. Seriously I was creeped out.Then the scanner woman pointed out the placenta and I felt the need to vomit into my mouth. Yeah, I'm not good with these things. Christ knows what'll happen at the birth! It will be HILARIOUS.So yes, baby is there wiggling about, avoiding the scan thing. When the lady first looked it was upside down! She asked if we'd like to know the gender if she could tell. We said yeah it was okay. So she had a little look at their bits and pieces and the baby splayed their legs and we got an eyeful of fetusy boy bits! So its a boy AND WHAT A BOY. I laughed as the bits and pieces flapped about. I was a little sad as girl clothes are so much prettier and fancier but as long as he is healthy I am thrilled, some people can't have kids so I'm certai
Sex tomorrow and depression.Hello Deviants.How are you doing? I hope you are all doing well.Tomorrow I go to the hospital to see what the baby is doing and hopefully find out if it has a peen or a vagoo. I am not really bothered what gender it is, as long as it is healthy and has a face then I will be happy.I haven't really been feeling all that happy lately. I blame all the hormones. Just wanting to sit in my house and be sad! I haven't even managed to go visit the BFF's which is upsetting. I hope that it will remedy itself soon.I am also in the "oh god I'm having a baby. Do. Not. Want." stage yet again. Joy. I am sure when it bursts forth it will all be okay. D: It will wont it? If not I will sell it and use the money to buy kittens. Many kittens.The dog will not leave me alone at the moment. She's never been overly affectionate but she is so needy and odd at the moment. Damn hormones. It'd be okay but she is HUGE and wants to lie on me.I have sat down to write this journal so many times but haven't had t
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