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UnicornReality

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Hey. How’s it going?

I’d say life is busy but that’s a lie. It’s just exhausting. By the time I’ve sorted Screamy out and sat down I’m too knackered to create or browse online. I just end up reading nosleep stories on Reddit or doing quizzes to see what sort of bread I am!

What hat exciting things are happening in your real life and/or dA life?

How is 2018 treating you? I’m kinda surprised that America isn’t a pile of smouldering ashes yet. Soon. Soon. 

And yes. The child has picked up some swear words. Hearing “get off me you fucking bugger!” Coming from a three year old is both hilarious and mortifying. 


:heart: :peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


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Hey Deviants, how's it going? Life, the baby and not having a decent desk keep me away from the Internet. I need like ten hours more in a day so I can browse dA and sleep more.

So I turned thirty in October. Sob. I feel like a fifteen year old boy still!!

Sad news - my tortoise passed away. :(

Got two new tattoos. One of Marceline from Adventure Time and this amazing fox - Running Fox Tattoo. Aaron Turner. UK. by UnicornReality


My child, Scream, turned two. He is an amazing little man now, even if he takes up all my time. Had his two year checkup and he aced it. He likes to draw so he might have an account in a few years!

Scream by UnicornReality Scream and I by UnicornReality


And with the whole dA Wix thing... I've not been here for a while so I can't really comment. Just give it a chance maybe?


I access Facebook lots more so if you want to add me there do and my craft page is called, surprisingly, unicornreality.

If you do add me please let me know who you are as I don't accept people automatically now as I was getting a few porny people!

Oh I used to have so much fun here. I was looking back and I laughed so much. Fingers crossed I can one day participate a bit more!

How are you? How's our 2017 going?

:peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


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Hello Deviants! How's it going? Long time no see. My child takes up all my time.

ALL MY TIME. Aren't these things meant to sleep at some point?!

Anyway.

AAAAGES AGO. Seriously. So long ago this happened -

I saw this Beings by HenarTorinos by HenarTorinos which is one of my all time favourite pieces on the site.

So I commissioned a tattoo design.

Screen Shot 2015-10-04 at 17.43.02 by UnicornReality


Then I never got it done as I am a huge wimp and scared of pain and piercings and veins and needles.

Then I gave birth and thought "I CAN DO ANYTHING".

So I went and got it done. :)

Satyr tattoo by UnicornReality

Joy. I didn't cry, vomit, punch the tattooist or run away! Success.


Scream is doing brilliantly. He is nine months now.Currently shouting at his Dad. He enjoys shouting.




Hope you're all doing brilliantly - I hope to be back in force one day but LIFE HATES ME.

I love you.

:heart: :peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


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Hey guys! How's it going? Not been on for AGES but small Scream just takes up all my time so I basically do NOTHING.

How are you all?

I am okay apart from having no time to do anything! I miss you guys. ;_;


But I have this gorgeous man -




- so its not all bad!

:heart:

:peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


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Some of you may have seen that I used a MAKE UP APPLICATION not real make up NOT. REAL. MAKE. UP. on photos of Gabriel.

They seems to have gone all around the world. From Australian television to abc7news. Mental.

Mental.

Here's one photo -
Now you tell me that looks real?!?!

Many people thought I was the Dad. :')

Here's the gallery with the others - imgur album That has been viewed 1,203,982 times now. :')

So amused. Seriously. Google "make up app seven week old" it is EVERYWHERE.

I think the first was this Buzzfeed article, some people don't read and think its real make up despite it saying it isn't. It is annoying. People have said it is child abuse and I have been compared to Hitler. :')
This is one of my favourite articles - on bustle.

So if you see any articles and want to reply to asshats then feel free. Point them in my direction, you know where to find me! :D

He had his immunizations today, he was hardcore and didn't really bother with them. :D

Now, NOT vaccinating your kids is the REAL child abuse.

Much love.

:heart:

:peace:




Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


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