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:bulletblue: You MUST credit me in your artist description. Copy and paste → :devUnicornReality: is okay for me!

:bulletblue: My stock is unrestricted and free to use. This includes
→ dA prints
→ offsite use - with credit if possible
→ commercial use
→ school/college work

:bulletblue: It is NOT to be used to make stock from.

EMOTES AND ICONS

:bulletblue: All free avatars in this folder are free to use on dA and off dA - credit would be nice but not necessary.
:bulletblue: My custom avatars and emotes are NOT for free use or free to edit.

If we all play along everything will be okay. :)

Facebook Love

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The Revolution


The Facebook Page for my crochet creations! Feel free to give the page a "like" it'd be appreciated! Also feel free to add me as a friend!



Visitors

Nurse Phallus


<Mr-Jaunty> 1. Your soul is in your arse.
<Mr-Jaunty> 2. You, specifically you Fiona, have a shiny bum.
<Mr-Jaunty> And 3. Apparently you are comfortable taking your pants off for a gigantic penis in a nurse's wimple. :bucktooth:

Activity


Shall we guess when I will birth? :D

Sat Dec 20, 2014, 12:16 PM


So I birth soon. Shall we guess when? Here is a list of dates from Monday when I will be 37 weeks. Everything is going well, he's not going to be a tiny tiny baby so if you want to guess weight, date, length, number of legs or anything else feel free.

The winner will get the child. I will post him out to you in a cardboard box.

I am going to have a pizza now as I deserve it. :D


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Due Date: 12th January -
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I am hoping he will be out by then. D: I don't know about these things. D: Oh the terror.



Hope you are all well. <3

:heart:

:peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:




Well look at that. A fancypants new logo!

Do we like it?

I don't. *Lies on the floor of the journal*

I don't hate it, it's just... a bit... ugly? I don't know. It reminds me of a tube station map or something in the medical profession. Or that cactus cartoon thing that is always running.

And it is too green. :stare: Maybe I am getting old. I am sure I'll get used to it, there was something satisfying about the old one though. Oh well. Times must change. :)

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Some of you may know that I have a Facebook page dedicated to harassing my Mother. I photoshop her head on things, I tell amusing stories of her weirdness and I detail the awful things I do to her, like sewing her jumper to the sofa or making her fit as many marshmallows into her mouth as possible.

Here is one example, I am doing an Advent Calendar for her, this is my favourite so far.



Such. Fun.

She hasn't got a Facebook account or really access to the Internets so she generally only finds out what's been said by her workmates. :')

So yes, if you want to help harass her give it a like. :D

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I am still full of child. 35 weeks tomorrow, I will put a journal up at some point and we can play guess-when-he-will-actually-arrive. Sooner the better. NEVER AGAIN. :stare:



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Hope you are all keeping well and looking forward to whatever non offensive event is coming up! Ho ho ho.

I am going to eat a chocolate orange by myself now.


:heart:

:peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


Human Santapede 2014 by UnicornReality
Human Santapede 2014
It is that time of year. Can't think of a present for a loved one? Well! What better expresses your love of them and the festive season than three people dressed as Santa joined ass to mouth?

It is sure to be a talking point - get it for a friend you hate so they wont ever talk to you again!

Want it? www.etsy.com/listing/213559897…


Sod llamas by UnicornReality Unicorn Reality Gordon the Hateful Unicorn by UnicornReality
:star: Website
:star: Etsy Account
:star: Facebook Page
:bulletpurple: Please do not take these and claim as your own. If you are blogging/showcasing these please link back here and to my website, thank you.:bulletpurple:
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Done with this pregnancy stuff.

Fri Nov 21, 2014, 10:49 AM


So. Over 32 weeks now and I can happily say I WANT IT OUT RIGHT NOW.

Why on Earth would someone do this to themselves?! It is torture. The sickness, the hormones, the endless wailing, the endless weeing, the kicking and the unholy moving from inside yourself?! WHY?!

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THESE THINGS?

And I still have to birth the little sod yet! D: He has been inside longer than I was! I was out by now! :D

Ugh. Sob.

We got some scans done - He has a face! Quite happy about that.

On shitty news both my cats have now gone missing. :/ No more cats for me, it is far to heartbreaking.

How are you lovely lot doing? Preparing for Christmas/<unoffensive option here>? I have been a wrapping demon and got a load done! Hurrah! :D

I do visit dA most days but I am just lazy. I will be back to full awesome force one day but things are going on right now. Damn them. DAMN THEM ALL.

:heart:

:peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


Deviousness Award

Deviousness Award
`UnicornReality is a much loved and well known deviant who has been instrumental in the successful continuous development of our stock & resources community. Known best of all for her beautiful stock photography, Fiona's vibrant personality and enthusiastic approach to bringing fun into everything she does, has proven to be a daily inspiration to us all. If you are looking for a muse to stoke your creative fire, `UnicornReality should be top of your list. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for December 2012 to `UnicornReality!
-awarded December 2012

Shall we guess when I will birth? :D

Sat Dec 20, 2014, 12:16 PM


So I birth soon. Shall we guess when? Here is a list of dates from Monday when I will be 37 weeks. Everything is going well, he's not going to be a tiny tiny baby so if you want to guess weight, date, length, number of legs or anything else feel free.

The winner will get the child. I will post him out to you in a cardboard box.

I am going to have a pizza now as I deserve it. :D


22nd December -
23rd December -
24th December -
25th December -
26th December -
27th December -
28th December -
29th December -
30th December -
31st December -

1st January -
2nd January -
3rd January -
4th January -
5th January -
6th January -
7th January -
8th January -
9th January
10th January -
11th January -
Due Date: 12th January -
13th January -
14th January -
15th January -
16th January -
17th January -
18th January -
19th January -

I am hoping he will be out by then. D: I don't know about these things. D: Oh the terror.



Hope you are all well. <3

:heart:

:peace:

Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


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UnicornReality
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Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United Kingdom

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Oh hello there.
I am not really a unicorn despite all my wishes. I dye my hair too much and like to have everything covered in a fine layer of glitter. I can often be found in cake aisles touching the produce or looking at baby clothes and sobbing softly. I have an odd obsession with collecting gas masks and this has led me to be ready for the revolution, whenever that will be. Soon. Soooon.
I also enjoy moustaches. On men. Though I wish to grow one myself one day.
I spend too much time on the internet.
Sooooooon.

I also like the Human Centipede too much. Far too much.






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Interests

What flavour baby do you think I'll have? 

65%
83 deviants said One with a vagoo.
35%
45 deviants said One with a peen.

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These are some of the free avatars I have made. For more please look in free avatars folder
I am not currently doing custom icons. Sorry. :<

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