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→ dA prints
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<Mr-Jaunty> 1. Your soul is in your arse.
<Mr-Jaunty> 2. You, specifically you Fiona, have a shiny bum.
<Mr-Jaunty> And 3. Apparently you are comfortable taking your pants off for a gigantic penis in a nurse's wimple.
Midwife- "We need you to roll onto your back."
Me - "I will after I use the toilet."
Midwife - "No, there's not time, lets roll you over."
Me - "I really need the toilet."
Midwife - "Lets roll you over."
Me - "...let me just go to the toilet."
Midwife - "Husband help roll her." "Noooo." Seriously high pitched and pathetic, it was brilliant.
Then whispered "I need to poo!"
Midwife - "No you don't. That is the head." To which I told her a final time I wanted to go to the toilet. Then she got another midwife in to help and told her that "This is UnicornReality, she says the baby is staying in." :')
From there I just did whatever I was told. I pushed when she said, panted when she said and wondered where this god awful noise was coming from, like a stag rutting. Yes. It was me.
Then the words I never wanted to hear. "I am going to have to make a cut." Have you ever tried rolling about on a bed whilst wailing pathetically with two people holding you down with your knees by your ears? It's fun. So she cut me and withing a few seconds it was all over. Afterwords she sewed my up and we had a chat. It was bizarre and wiped out the last of the dignity there was left! :')
She said "Open your eyes and look down!" And there was this grimy, bloody little baby to which I replied "oh god no one wants to see that!" :')
So what you really want to see! PHOTOS!
Twenty five minutes old.
Four hours old and me being suspicious which was compared to and I almost burst my stitches laughing.
So adorable it hurts my heart.
So today we're meant to have out 5 day check up to weigh him and heel prick test him. The midwife has just RUN out of my house going "THEY DIDN'T SAY THERE'D BE REPTILES!" as she is scared of the lizard.
Hope you had a brilliant Christmas and all the best for the New Year!
Oh hello there.
I am not really a unicorn despite all my wishes. I dye my hair too much and like to have everything covered in a fine layer of glitter. I can often be found in cake aisles touching the produce or looking at baby clothes and sobbing softly. I have an odd obsession with collecting gas masks and this has led me to be ready for the revolution, whenever that will be. Soon. Soooon.
I also enjoy moustaches. On men. Though I wish to grow one myself one day.
I spend too much time on the internet.
I also like the Human Centipede too much. Far too much.