Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Varied / Hobbyist Senior Member ಠ_ಠ28/Female/United Kingdom Groups :iconcreatebyweek: createbyweek
One image, a thousand deviations
Recent Activity
Deviant for 9 Years
Premium Member 'til Hell freezes over
Statistics 1,190 Deviations 114,242 Comments 1,011,385 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

STOCK IMAGES
:bulletblue: You MUST credit me in your artist description. Copy and paste → :devUnicornReality: is okay for me!

:bulletblue: My stock is unrestricted and free to use. This includes
→ dA prints
→ offsite use - with credit if possible
→ commercial use
→ school/college work

:bulletblue: It is NOT to be used to make stock from.

EMOTES AND ICONS

:bulletblue: All free avatars in this folder are free to use on dA and off dA - credit would be nice but not necessary.
:bulletblue: My custom avatars and emotes are NOT for free use or free to edit.

If we all play along everything will be okay. :)

Facebook Love

Name of Image
The Revolution


The Facebook Page for my crochet creations! Feel free to give the page a "like" it'd be appreciated! Also feel free to add me as a friend!



Visitors

Nurse Phallus


<Mr-Jaunty> 1. Your soul is in your arse.
<Mr-Jaunty> 2. You, specifically you Fiona, have a shiny bum.
<Mr-Jaunty> And 3. Apparently you are comfortable taking your pants off for a gigantic penis in a nurse's wimple. :bucktooth:

Activity


My baby seems to have gone viral.

Tue Feb 17, 2015, 3:04 PM


Some of you may have seen that I used a MAKE UP APPLICATION not real make up NOT. REAL. MAKE. UP. on photos of Gabriel.

They seems to have gone all around the world. From Australian television to abc7news. Mental.

Mental.

Here's one photo -
Now you tell me that looks real?!?!

Many people thought I was the Dad. :')

Here's the gallery with the others - imgur album That has been viewed 1,203,982 times now. :')

So amused. Seriously. Google "make up app seven week old" it is EVERYWHERE.

I think the first was this Buzzfeed article, some people don't read and think its real make up despite it saying it isn't. It is annoying. People have said it is child abuse and I have been compared to Hitler. :')
This is one of my favourite articles - on bustle.

So if you see any articles and want to reply to asshats then feel free. Point them in my direction, you know where to find me! :D

He had his immunizations today, he was hardcore and didn't really bother with them. :D

Now, NOT vaccinating your kids is the REAL child abuse.

Much love.

:heart:

:peace:




Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


I HAVE BIRTHED.

Sun Dec 28, 2014, 5:47 AM


Warbringer has arrived! What day did he arrive?

23rd December about three weeks early! I was so unprepared. SO UNPREPARED. I think PirateLotus-Stock was the closest in guessing as she guessed the 24th so she wins the baby! :D I will post him out next week.


So the exciting details -

Gabriel John Procter, born at 2pm on December the 23rd 2014 weighing 6lb 3oz.

Some hilarious moments from my birthing -

The first lady examined said that I was 3cm dilated and she could feel the head - and this is where my lack of self control sets in - I whispered "push it back in" to her. :') I had already told her I was dying about twice.

Best conversation EVER -

Midwife- "We need you to roll onto your back."
Me - "I will after I use the toilet."
Midwife - "No, there's not time, lets roll you over."
Me - "I really need the toilet."
Midwife - "Lets roll you over."
Me - "...let me just go to the toilet."
Midwife - "Husband help roll her." "Noooo." Seriously high pitched and pathetic, it was brilliant.
Then whispered "I need to poo!"
Midwife - "No you don't. That is the head." To which I told her a final time I wanted to go to the toilet. Then she got another midwife in to help and told her that "This is UnicornReality, she says the baby is staying in." :')

From there I just did whatever I was told. I pushed when she said, panted when she said and wondered where this god awful noise was coming from, like a stag rutting. Yes. It was me.

Then the words I never wanted to hear. "I am going to have to make a cut." Have you ever tried rolling about on a bed whilst wailing pathetically with two people holding you down with your knees by your ears? It's fun. So she cut me and withing a few seconds it was all over. Afterwords she sewed my up and we had a chat. It was bizarre and wiped out the last of the dignity there was left! :')

She said "Open your eyes and look down!" And there was this grimy, bloody little baby to which I replied "oh god no one wants to see that!" :')

So what you really want to see! PHOTOS!


Twenty five minutes old.
Four hours old and me being suspicious which was compared to and I almost burst my stitches laughing.
With Daddy.
So adorable it hurts my heart.




So today we're meant to have out 5 day check up to weigh him and heel prick test him. The midwife has just RUN out of my house going "THEY DIDN'T SAY THERE'D BE REPTILES!" as she is scared of the lizard.

Fabulous!

Hope you had a brilliant Christmas and all the best for the New Year!

:heart:

:peace:



Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


Deviousness Award

Deviousness Award
`UnicornReality is a much loved and well known deviant who has been instrumental in the successful continuous development of our stock & resources community. Known best of all for her beautiful stock photography, Fiona's vibrant personality and enthusiastic approach to bringing fun into everything she does, has proven to be a daily inspiration to us all. If you are looking for a muse to stoke your creative fire, `UnicornReality should be top of your list. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for December 2012 to `UnicornReality!
-awarded December 2012

My baby seems to have gone viral.

Tue Feb 17, 2015, 3:04 PM


Some of you may have seen that I used a MAKE UP APPLICATION not real make up NOT. REAL. MAKE. UP. on photos of Gabriel.

They seems to have gone all around the world. From Australian television to abc7news. Mental.

Mental.

Here's one photo -
Now you tell me that looks real?!?!

Many people thought I was the Dad. :')

Here's the gallery with the others - imgur album That has been viewed 1,203,982 times now. :')

So amused. Seriously. Google "make up app seven week old" it is EVERYWHERE.

I think the first was this Buzzfeed article, some people don't read and think its real make up despite it saying it isn't. It is annoying. People have said it is child abuse and I have been compared to Hitler. :')
This is one of my favourite articles - on bustle.

So if you see any articles and want to reply to asshats then feel free. Point them in my direction, you know where to find me! :D

He had his immunizations today, he was hardcore and didn't really bother with them. :D

Now, NOT vaccinating your kids is the REAL child abuse.

Much love.

:heart:

:peace:




Thank you to everyone who drops by my page for a visit, thank you for the favourites they are truly appreciated. I will reply to all comments I get and to notes that are asking questions. I will also drop by everyone who's watched me to give some love.

Thank you for all the love, stock use and avatar wearing you do! It's awesome and it is not unnoticed. :heart:


deviantID

UnicornReality
ಠ_ಠ
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United Kingdom

ಠ_ಠ
Oh hello there.
I am not really a unicorn despite all my wishes. I dye my hair too much and like to have everything covered in a fine layer of glitter. I can often be found in cake aisles touching the produce or looking at baby clothes and sobbing softly. I have an odd obsession with collecting gas masks and this has led me to be ready for the revolution, whenever that will be. Soon. Soooon.
I also enjoy moustaches. On men. Though I wish to grow one myself one day.
I spend too much time on the internet.
Sooooooon.

I also like the Human Centipede too much. Far too much.






Name of Image
Interests

What flavour baby do you think I'll have? 

64%
84 deviants said One with a vagoo.
36%
48 deviants said One with a peen.

Free Avatars

Free Avatars


Rabbit - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityHeart Pile - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityDoor - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityOwl - Free Avatar by UnicornReality
White Tiger - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityFennec Fox - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityLove Shower - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityLove Hug - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityPage Turn - Free Avatar by UnicornReality
Cat Balloon II - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityCat Balloon - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityToast - Free Avatar by UnicornRealitySun and Cloud - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityCat + butterfly - Free Avatar by UnicornReality
Fox Hearts - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityMoon Nap - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityMoon Balloon - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityCauldron 2 - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityThe Tree - Free Avatar by UnicornReality
Nearly There - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityTree Topper - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityMushroom Fairy 2 - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityBalloon - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityHas Stocking by UnicornReality
Fairy I - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityHold the world - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityFire Fairy - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityDew Fairy - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityCauldron - Free Avatar by UnicornReality
Magical Carrot - Free Avatar by UnicornRealitySparkle Fairy - Free Avatar by UnicornRealitySparkle Fairy 2 - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityAcorn Fairy - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityCat Glomp - Free Avatar by UnicornReality
Mushroom Fairy - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityFrench Fairy - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityFirst Flight - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityQuack - Avatar by UnicornRealityBat - Free Avatar by UnicornReality
Roar - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityCat in the Sock - Free Avatar by UnicornRealityFox Avatar - Free Avatar by UnicornRealitySee you in heaven... by UnicornRealityWish upon a... - Free Avatar by UnicornReality

These are some of the free avatars I have made. For more please look in free avatars folder
I am not currently doing custom icons. Sorry. :<

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconthe-darkwolf:
The-Darkwolf Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014
:hug: Just thought you could use a hug right now... :)
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconmeroe1313:
meroe1313 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have such a delightful sense of humor!
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconroxxdolls:
RoxxDolls Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
<3
Reply
:iconsenshistock:
SenshiStock Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I haven't even told you lately how much I love you. :heart:
Reply
(1 Reply)
:iconcolourfulstorm:
ColourfulStorm Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
happy barfday <3
Reply
(1 Reply)
Add a Comment: